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Post by tears~fall~like~glass » Wed Dec 28, 2011 3:33 am

Just cut my hand. ><
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Post by JackSkulls » Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:35 am

Broke my damn headlight trying to replace the bulb FML
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Post by Ult_Sm86 » Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:46 am

The balls just touched...

Crap.


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Post by JackSkulls » Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:32 am

this week has been the worst fucking week of this whole year, every time I turn the corner something else goes wrong, I feel like shit and I have no fucking clue why, I really just wanna go curl up and die in a whole right now. If this shit keeps up I don't know what I'm going to fucking do prolly just take it up the ass since that's where life seems to be screwing me lately. I'll stop whining now I guess cuz I'll prolly just get bitched at for that too
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Post by Starfish » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:45 am

So it seems I won't be taking care of a bunny anytime soon, because according to my father I'm apparently unsuited for that. After I agreed to help out my friends (who are unable to keep it any longer) weeks ago, he unilaterally decided that he's against it just an hour before my friend wanted to drive over to my place to drop it off. Naturally, that made me look like the biggest ass to my friends, as well as like someone who's not allowed to make his own decisions and whose word is obviously worth nothing at all.

I really should be moving out, if I only had the money...

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Post by JSherlock » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:54 am

I'm so sorry, Star!
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Post by steyn » Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:41 pm

Geeze, that sucks, Star :( not just the bunny thing but the whole decision made for you thing.

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Post by Angelique » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:36 am

My Florida vacation was marred by only one thing. The plus is that I know how to treat stingray envenomation. I just wish my lesson wasn't so painful.
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Post by Ult_Sm86 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:40 am

Oh, wow!

That sucks, Ange! Isn't stingray how Steve Irwin died? You're lucky, either way! Good to see you're okay.

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Post by Angelique » Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:38 am

Well, the venom itself isn't what killed him. Taking the barb to the heart did it. I took a more typical sting to the foot. It's healing up wonderfully, but still plenty sore.
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Post by Slarti » Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:34 pm

Just sat through a three-hour county commissioners meeting about budgets. Shoot. Me. Now.

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Post by fourpawsonthefloor » Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:36 am

I've got a weird inflammation of my tongue for the second time that makes me have sores on the soft palate and the back of my throat and makes me lose all my papilae (the 'fur' on your tongue). It's rather uncomfortable. You have to sip water constantly to avoid having your tongue stick to the roof of your mouth.

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Post by JSherlock » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:35 pm

Jury duty AGAIN. What is wrong with these people don't they know that students should be exempted? Apparently today is when they hauled in all the students because I was told "There are a lot of students today, and it isn't an excuse to be excused from service".

Well maybe if all the students have asked to be excused, it might mean that some of us don't want to flunk out of classes or be dropped by not being there the first day. Just because these idiots have finished their school and this is their job, doesn't mean that some of us aren't in another position.
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Post by tears~fall~like~glass » Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:21 pm

I'd gotten a new power cord for Christmas for my laptop because the one that came with the laptop is completely covered in duct tape to keep it together.

...Well, the new power cord is dead. For some reason, it was cut in half.
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Post by Slarti » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:41 am

We broke the bed in Kiley's room and didn't even have any fun doing it.

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Post by Angelique » Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:20 am

Going through a bit of a grieving process. I've seen how cancer can wreck bodies and devastate families, but when a friend has to make the hard decision to stop treatment for his five year old daughter, it's a bit harder to not cry.
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Post by JSherlock » Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:15 pm

Apparently, I don't live in my house with my parents or know that we're moving or am important enough to be told that some strange man will be taking pictures of the rooms and house in general.

I'm not a tidy person, and my room was looking a bit horrible, but some forewarning would have been nice, so I could clean up.b Like a week in advance, perhaps. But apparently I don't exist or am worthy enough to be told. Being woken up by being told to get out of bed and my room so some strange man could come in and take pictures is not on, parents. WTF is wrong with you?
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Post by steyn » Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:19 pm

>< geeze, my mom used to scare us when we were kids to clean our rooms by saying that the realtor was coming with people to look at the house and our rooms had to be spotless. Mind you, it wasn't always a scare tactic, soemtimes there really were people coming to look at the house.

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Post by tears~fall~like~glass » Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:21 pm

Chuck E. Cheese. That is all. -_-
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Post by Angelique » Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:56 am

A couple of unnerving events culminated in a dash to the ER with my daughter, and now the next few days will be full of doctor's appointments.
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Post by Angelique » Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:27 am

The daughter's been having dizzy spells all day today. Though this hasn't been a repeat of yesterday, I'm still a bit nervous.
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Post by Ult_Sm86 » Mon Jan 09, 2012 8:50 pm

Moving sucks. Money sucks.


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Post by fourpawsonthefloor » Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:54 am

I'm starting to realize just how much my sisters and mom are bad for me. It's sad. I'd really like to fit, but I don't. Then again it's freeing in it's own way. Because I'm not 'bad' or 'wrong', I'm just not them.
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Post by Angelique » Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:08 am

Daughter's mystery illness isn't getting worse- just getting weirder. The good news is that the doctors don't think it's likely she's got diabetes, a clotting disorder, or a brain tumor- but they haven't ruled those out completely yet.
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Post by Ferguson » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:03 pm

No jail sentence for Bill it looks like but drug court instead.

Not sure how the hell I'm going to save up money for him to leave as him being gone for a while was a pretty key feature in me actually getting to the chance to keep my check.
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