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Post by tears~fall~like~glass »

As much as I like getting out of school, it's not worth it when I've felt miserable for the past three days and am missing a government test, chemistry quiz, and I think a math quiz... on the last day of the grading period.

I started feeling gross Wednesday, got sent home from school yesterday, and I'm not allowed to go back until I don't have a fever for over 24 hours.
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Post by Jeremus »

Sorry you're not feeling well. They should let you make those tests up.....still, it's a pain. I hope you feel better soon.
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I got hit in the throat by my teacher :X it still hurts.
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Is your techer's name Arnold and does he have an Austrian accent? :shifty
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Boss not only has been ill for the entire week, meaning that I can't get out and get bank loans for the shop (which is ass-coffee in itself, as she may have salmonella :( ) but...

...Freakin' boss forgot to warn me that a rival who also wants to buy the shop was coming in.

Phone conference in front of me happens (with me thinking uncharitable thoughts to the woman who wants to buy the shop) and then boss does something very stupid.

Boss tells woman that I'm planning to buy too.

Now, this is pretty illegal in itself, given that it blows the thing wide open for the whole biased-market thing (if I was unscrupulous, I could join up with this woman to pretty much force the deal) but it was also pretty nasty, as it made any interview with me as an employee immediately suspect.

Luckily I remained objective and answered the questions honestly.

...And then I hated the woman who wanted to buy with a passion.

'Oh, we're not from Birmingham, we just want an easy business to buy and make money from, haw haw, and when we win the shop we'd like you to stay and run it as our employee/manager.'

...Oh BITCH no. That's just rubbing my face in it. I would have been happier, IF you win the shop, to be told I was out on my ass then being friggin' patronised and given 'second-best' place.

It's on. It's on, that shop's mine, and you won't even get a bloody sniff of it if I have my way.
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Because of a medical misdiagnosis when I was a teenager (I never actually had asthma!) my enlistment process has been complicated.
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I had my first migraine of the season last Wednesday...and another one on Sunday. *sigh* It's gonna be a long, painful summer...
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Just found out boss wasn't actually all that ill. I've just lost a week of loan-badgering. Which means I now have only 6 freakin' weeks to get this money.

Sounds like a long time, but in that 6 weeks I need to persuade a bank to part with AT LEAST £8000. Preferably £12000.

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Post by Scumfish »

Graaah. Swine flu, eat your heart out. Stress flu is knocking me on my ass.

Been creeping up on me for a week (there's a cold going around work) and it hit me like a sack of bricks on Sunday - during rehearsals. Bastards. I can't seem to stay awake for more then five hours before I'm nodding off, which is probably my bloody fatigue, and it's playing HELL with stuff in the RP I need to get done.

And I'm stressing about this shop, which is just...making me feel worse. Because I'm going for a £12k loan, that if the damned bitch sells out from underneath me I won't be able to pay back.

This coffee? Definitely has elements of ass in it. Would like to swap for honey and lemon, kthx. *sneeze*

OT: Wow, no one had ass-coffee since the last time I posted? That's something for the Astounding thread right there ^^
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I'm still waiting to see if my ass coffee will turn astounding and my medical waivers regarding the asthma I never actually had are approved.
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I broke down and went to a minute clinic for this horrible cold and the chick told me I was gooey. Thanks, lady!
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Gooey?
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Slarti wrote:I broke down and went to a minute clinic for this horrible cold and the chick told me I was gooey. Thanks, lady!
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Scumfish wrote: And I'm stressing about this shop, which is just...making me feel worse. Because I'm going for a £12k loan, that if the damned bitch sells out from underneath me I won't be able to pay back.
What black hole does the money go into if you don't use it to buy anything?

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Post by Crocodile Hunter »

Finnish democratic superb republic goverment strikes back again!

Instead of TV-permit which every person who owns a TV has to pay. (To support YLE (Finnish BBC)
These assholes decided to change it in to a media-pay. (TV-permit was 250€/year, media-pay is 170€/year.)
And the funny thing is, when the media-pay thing starts working out, it doesn't matter wether you own a TV or not, you still have to pay it. (Everyone has to.)

Now 58% of population was against this stupid idea, but hey! Our goverment knows what's best for us, so they are going to do it anyway.

So couple of years from now, even though I didn't own a TV or a radio, I have to support YLE by paying 170€ a year, how smart.

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Post by Raven Hare »

Well, we're back in the hospital again. The husband was doing really, really, really well with this second knee replacement when he started hurting (at least hurting more than what is normal) about 3 days ago. Noticed redness and swelling starting to build up on the knees as well (rang 'infection' to me.)
So...called his surgeon yesterday and was told to make the three hour trip up here to be seen and was admitted to the hosp from there ><

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Post by Jeremus »

All fingers are crossed. I hope everything turns out allright.
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Internet is being a complete ass. I can't connect to anything except (for now) the internet browser. I can't get back on chat on trillian or Java and right now I just want to take a hammer to my connection.

I've tried everything. Virus scan, deleting cookies, disk defragmenter, restarted three times now and still nothing.

I'm extremely pissed off right now.
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Post by fourpawsonthefloor »

Crap Raven - I hope he does well. It's been such a battle for you guys. :(
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I still haven't got a bed. Finding a free bed around here is easy, moving it back to my house is the problem. My language skills aren't high enough to shop around for reasonably priced delivery, and it drives me crazy. There is no way delivery should cost $40 when a taxi going the same distance costs $2, but that is what I've been quoted (by the "English" delivery service). $40 isn't that much, but I know it's a rip-off so I really don't want to suck it up and pay.

I really need that bed though.
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Post by Scumfish »

Last night, Pup's dad decided to turn off the router. I couldn't get it working again. (This was at about 1-1.30am. I needed to do instances) Not a problem, thought I, I'll just use my dongle. Always good, it's a solid back-up.

Not, apparently, when it's needed.

Because I spent from about 2am till 4am trying to get the blasted thing to connect/stay connected/let me log into chat.

It worked, for the five minutes I needed to cry in chat, before it decided to toss me off again.

OAhfhuegvoiwjekjbgw. Extra stress not NEEDED.
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Post by Phoenixincarnate »

Ive been dealing with a ton of schoolwork, spirit week (it gets... loud.) And moral dilema the size of Alaska, and im still functioning.

But I hear about a frech film invoveing a gostly cat wandering what was left of its old house....

and im a crying mess.
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I apolgize for any spelling mistakes, Its kinda hard to type in a straitjacket...
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Post by tears~fall~like~glass »

I have school tomorrow. Specifically, I have government, math, chemistry, and world lit/comp. :yech
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Post by steyn »

I went to bed at 12 am.
Woke up at 2am.
Dog is scared of thunder. I let dog sleep in my room on the floor at my bed. Lightning strikes, thunder booms, dog paws at me. I do not sleep. I try putting dog outside room and closing door.
I fall asleep at around 3 am.
I wake up at 4 am.
Dog really does not like the thunder and scratches at bedroom door. I let dog in. I try to go back to sleep. I don't sleep, because dog does not sleep. I keep eyes closed in the dark with one leg hanging out of bed to keep dog calm while I wait for the hours to pass.
6 am I get up and make breakfast, eat, shower and get ready.
7.15 am I drive to uni to write a BLOODY EXAM.

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